Hatori Quotes

Things that are uttered by Hatori and his friends! (^_-)


Hatori Sohma: "If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another."


Shigure Sohma: "Tohru's very cute, in a sweet sort of way."
Hatori Sohma: "For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal."


Shigure Sohma: "So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem."
Hatori Sohma: "No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening."
Shigure Sohma: "Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"
[long silence from the other end of the phone]
Shigure Sohma: [shouts] "I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!"
Hatori Sohma: "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything."


[Hatori gives Tohru an needle injection, for her fever...]
Momiji Sohma: "Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad."
Hatori Sohma: "Yes, well, I did that on purpose."
Shigure Sohma: "Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel?"
Hatori Sohma: "It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time."


[Flashback with Hatori and Kana]
Kana: "Can I ask you a question? When snow melts, what does it become?"
Hatori: "It'll become water, of course."
Kana: "BZZZZZT! Wrong! It becomes spring! I love spring the most."


[Hatori wakes up with nothing but the coat that Tohru put on him.]
Hatori: "Did you see it?"
Tohru: "No, you see...I...!"
Hatori: "I mean my zodiac form."


[Hatori about Kana]
Hatori: "...Please let her...find someone who can make her happy...even if I die surrounded by the snow that never melts...I don't care."


[Shigure is on the phone with Mii]
Shigure: "Everything's going to be okay. I've already completed the manuscript. I was just teasing you."
[Mii is crying]
Shigure: "Yes, I understand, take care."
[Shigure hangs up]
Shigure: [crying] "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."
Hatori: "Yes I am. Stop crying."
Shigure: [still crying] "How can I?! You spoiled all my fun!"
Hatori: "You call yourself an adult?"


Shigure: "Hari! I bought you some Valentine chocolates!"
Hatori: [slams the door in Shigure's face]
Shigure: "I was just kidding! They're from Tohru! Can I come in?"
Hatori: "Idiot."