Shigure takes a break from his latest book, heading for the kitchen for a snack. It's nearly mid-morning and Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo are already in school. The place seems rather lonely without them there, but Shigure enjoys the peace. While rummaging through the fridge, Shigure notices Tohru's lunch on the counter. "Oh no!" he gasps, "Tohru left her lunch behind! How tragic! She must be starving, it's almost lunch time!"
He grabs the neatly packed lunch and falls into a heroic stance. "I shall save Tohru!" he thunders, "From the doom of hunger-pangs! I will bring her lunch to school!" He smiles as he leaves the house, while singing, "Highschool girls!" (^o^)
When he reaches the school, he then realizes he has forgotten which classroom is Tohru's. "Oh, why can't I remember?" he worries, "I guess I could visit every classroom and ask. But that would embarrass Tohru... Hmm... Maybe I'll just peak in every room, then! I'm bound to see her or maybe Yuki. Yes! I'm so clever." He begins wandering the hall, peaking into to one classroom and then another.
"Huh?" frowns a female classmate, while in the middle of conversation with another girl. Shigure's head quickly ducks from the window. "What's wrong, Ami?" asks the second girl. "Um," she says, staring at the empty window, "Did you just see a guy, wearing a robe, peaking in?" "Are you serious?" asks the girl.
Shigure roams the empty halls, turning corners, and getting lost. "Damn it!" he frowns, "I swear, I've peaked in that one classroom three times!" A girl classmate is staring at an empty window, "I'm telling you, teacher, I saw him! He was peaking in here, not once, but twice already!" Shigure sighs, sitting in the middle of the hall, frustrated. "I don't remember this school being so huge." he frowns, "I'll never find Tohru! ...Wait... maybe she's not in class. Maybe she's in gym!"
"Shigure, you old genius!" he smiles, "Now all I have to do is find the gym." He looks around and there seems to be millions of doors. "Easier said than done." he cries. He begins to look around, once again. After a while, he finds a door, the sign reads "Gym L". "Hooray!" he cheers, "I found it!" He opens the door and peaks in.
The room is steamy and the girls of The Prince Yuki club are sitting around, wearing nothing but towels! "This is the girl's locker room?!, Shigure thinks. "Right," nods the blond girl, "I agree, we have to get rid of that evil witch, Tohru!" "Yeah!" agrees the brown- hair girl, "She can't take over the Prince's time." "Who do she think she is?" frowns the third. "Hmm, I see..." says Shigure, but his voice alerts the girls!
"What?!" screams the blond girl, "There's a guy in here?!" "Oops!" blushes Shigure, "This is just an honest mis-" They start screaming and throwing haircare products at him! Shigure runs out of there, nearly hit in the head with a huge bottle of shampoo. "Pervert!!!" they scream, as he runs around a corner, out of breath. "That was stupid." he huffs, "Really stupid."
"Shigure?" asks a familiar voice. He looks up, seeing Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru standing in the hall. "Hey!" he smiles, then sobs, "I finally found you! I'm so happy!" "What the hell are you doing here?" frowns Kyo. Shigure hands Tohru her lunch. "Oh," she blushes, "I can't believe I forgot this." "Yeah," nods Shigure, "I came all the way here, because I didn't want my poor Tohru starving to death!" "How very kind." she smiles.
"There he is!" shouts a voice. They turn to see the Fanclub girls, now dressed, standing in the hallway with a teacher. Shigure turns pale white. "That's the pervert, teacher!" shouts the third girl. "Pervert?" frowns Kyo and Yuki. Shigure laughs, nervously. More students and teachers show up, suddenly. "Yeah!" yells a girl, "That's the guy who was peaking into the classroom!" "Please," pleads Shigure, waving his hand, "I can explain! This has been a huge misunderstanding!" "What did you do?" growls Yuki. Tohru looks around at the angry crowd, her heart pounding.
"He disrupted our classes!" shouted a teacher, "Peaking in at the girls!" "What?!" shouts Yuki. "You sick bastard!" yells Kyo. "No," frowns Shigure, "Really! I was looking for Tohru!" "And he sneaks into the girl's locker room!" shrieks the blond girl. Tohru turns pale. "That was a mistake!" gasps Shigure, "I thought it was the gym!" "Hey," someone shouts, "Isn't that guy Yuki's and Kyo's cousin?!" "WHAT?!" shrieks the Fanclub girls, ready to faint! Yuki grabs Tohru's hand, taking her away from the screaming crowd and the embarrassed Shigure.
"What a moron!" growls Yuki, then turns to Tohru, "I'm sorry, Ms. Honda. Shigure can be a real pervert sometimes." "No," waves Tohru, "I believe him. It must be an misunderstanding." "Even so," frowns Yuki, "He's managed to embarrass us all." "That's okay." she smiles, "He was only trying to help. Even if he went about it the wrong way." "Hmm." smiles Yuki, "Ms. Honda, you're more forgiving, than I could ever be." They smile at each other.
Shigure rushes from the school, with two lumps on his head, a gift from Kyo. "And don't come back!" yells Kyo, "You damn sicko!" "No one believed me." sobs Shigure, "So cruel. Well, today wasn't a total loss... The smile that Tohru gave me, for dropping off her lunch, it's enough to warm my heart for a week."

-The End-

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