Ed's Bebop Interview! ::Camera flickers on::
Hi there, Cowboys, Cowgirls, and Cow Woof-woofs of the galaxy! It's me, Radical Edward,
with a special-special show! Today, Edward will be interviewing all the members of Bebop!
Yay!
::Screen statics and then clears::
:::Screen fades to black and then clears::
:::Screen fizzles and then clears::
::Camera pans to face Ed::
::Screen is blurry and barely functional::
::End transmission:
First stop is Spike! Let's ask him a few questions!
::Runs up to Spike::
Ed: Hihi, Cowpoke, how are you today?
Spike: Hey, what are you up to, Ed? And what's with the camera?!
Ed: Relax, Edward's just doing a little interview of the Bebop crew.
Spike: *sigh* I see...
Ed: So, Spike is number 1 on the list! Ha-ha!
Spike: Lucky me...
Ed: First question! Do you like red beans?
Spike: Huh? I guess-
Ed: Do you like red bananas?
Spike: Red what?!
Ed: Time for really good question! Do you love Julia?
Spike: ...
Ed: Inquiring minds want to know!
::Spike walks away::
Ed: Hey! Wait! You didn't answer the question!
It's Faye-Faye! Let's ask her a few questions!
Faye: Edward, what's this all about?
Ed: Ed's doing an interview with of the crew of Bebop!
Faye: Really? Will this be shown to anyone?
Ed: Edward plans to beam this puppy, all across the internet! Millions and trillions
of people will see it! Yay!
Faye: Hmm... Well, be sure to shoot my good side then! Hello, all you wonderful people!
Ed: Question time!
Faye: Wait, questions?!
Ed: Do you love green apples?
Faye: Well, I wouldn't use the word "love", but-"
Ed: Do you like orange pudding?
Faye: Orange what? What is that?
Ed: Time for the really HUGE question!
Faye: I don't know about this...
Ed: Do you love Spike?
Faye: WHAT?!!!! Are you kidding me?!
Ed: And what do you think of Julia?
Faye: Ack! I can't believe you! Get out, get out, get OUT!
::Ed runs away, giggling::
It's Jet-person! Maybe we can ask him a few questions!
Jet: Hello, Edward.
Ed: Ed's doing an interview of the Bebop crew!
Jet: *beams* Oh and I'm the first one?
Ed: No...
Jet: Second?
Ed: Third! Eh-heh, hee, hee, hee!
Jet: Oh... *grumbles*
Ed: Question-questions!
Jet: Okay, I'm game. Ask me anything.
Ed: Do you like yellow balloons?
Jet: Huh?
Ed: Do you like hotdogs?
Jet: Edward... these questions aren't exactly-
Ed: Do you love Faye?
Jet: I mean, you should be asking questions like- WHAT?!
Ed: *giggles* Do you LOVE Faye-faye?
Jet: *choking* Gah, what?!!!
Ed: Do you-
::Jet cover's Ed's mouth::
Jet: No-no! Don't say it again! What's the hell the matter with you?!
Ed: Well, do you?
Jet: Ahh! Quit that! This interview is over!
Here, boy! Come here, Ein! Good Cow Woof-woof!
Ein: Woof-woof!
Ed: Time for questions!
Ein: *whines*
Ed: Do you like beef?
Ein: Woof! *pants*
Ed: Do you like chicken?
Ein: *hops around, excited*
Ed: Time for huge question!
Ein: *growls*
Ed: Are you in love with another Cow Woof-woof? A girl we haven't met
yet?
Ein: *whimpers and runs off*
Ed: Aw, man... Why won't anyone answer Ed's questions?
Ed's going to check the lens... wait! Eek!
Spike: Grab her!
Faye: We can't let that tape air!
Jet: Grab her quick!
Ahh! Edward needs help!!!
::Screen blanks out:::
Well... the Bebop crew didn't like Ed's questions...
Ed: Ed was thrown from the ship, but Edward is sure it's not forever.
::Sits up::
Ed: Just until they cool off, right?