Ed: "Ed will introduce Ed. Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th."
Spike: "That's a long name."
Faye: "Who the hell's this?"
Ed: "Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?"
Spike: "If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?"

Ed: "Foody food food. Do you have any? Yes you don't! No you do!"

Ed: "Bonsai, bathtoy, wiseguy, waterboy! Lights shines bright in the Ol' town tonight!"

Ed: "Pieces, pieces, all gone."

Ed: "Hot dog bun! Not too young! Oldy moldy! History mystery!"

Ed: "You Jet's girlfriend? Does he have a thing for you? All is fair in love and war!"

Ed: "Lesson, Lesson... If you see a stranger, follow him!"

Faye: "Are you playing that game again?"
Ed: "Not 'again', 'still'..."

Ed: "Faye-Faye smoke-smoke, Faye-Faye puff-puff! Yay!"

Ed: Not coming for Ed? Oo-la-la!"

Ed: "Ai-ya, what are we going to do, Ein? You believe it’s a horrible alien, don’t you?
Ein: *Barks*
Ed: "Spooooky!"

Ed: "And so, they all passed away, every one. It was a short series, but thanks for your support. That was the last episode. May the all rest in peace. Amen. And for the next series, we bring you Cowgirl Ed! Ed is the main character!"
Spike: "Hey, wait a minute!"
Faye: "What kind of selfish thing is that?!"

Ed: "One, two, three, four-or. Ed’s gonna score more-or! Play Ball!"

Ed: "Visitors... Hmmm. There was one! Something like 'Pay me back, get even, tape munch-munch, grind-grind, bye-bye'!"

Ed: "Where’s my souvenir? Is it here? Is it here yet?!"

Ed: "Hex, Hex, Chestmaster Hex! Edward is playing against him right now."

Ed: "I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think think I know, I don't think I think."

Faye: "I brought a few souvenirs."
Ed: "Souvenirs, souvenirs!"

Faye: "Do you understand?"
Ed: "Hummm! Yes, futile, pointless!"

Ed: "Ahhh, that's the wrong one."
Spike & Jet: "Huh?"
Ed: "You got a VHS."
Spike & Jet: "Huh?"
Ed: "It won't play beta."
Spike & Jet: "Huuuh!?"

Ed: "Germ girl! Faye-Faye, stay away-way!"

Ed: "It's like it's twisted sister!"

Ed: "Funny-funny shape will make it do funny things!"

Ed: "Ding! Zap it in the microwave!"

Ed: "Ooooh! Ed's on guard! Bye-Bye!....Huh?"
*Listens to trick-or-treaters*
Ed: "CANDY!"

Ed: "AHHHHHHH! MEANIE! Give some to Edward!"

Ed: "High socks are cool! Gotta wear them outside!"

Kids: "We found Ed!"
Ed: "Ed has been found?"

Ed: "Ed's a cowgirl, Ein! Eins a cow woof-woof!"
Ein: *Barks*

Ed: "Faye Faye, mail mail came for Bebop Bebop!"

Ed: "Circles and eye balls, circles are pretty, a tasty wonderfull, just like black gravey!"

Ed: "Haha...Ed found it!!"

Ed: "But, ED is ED."

Ed: "Satelites from days of old, lead me to your access codes!"

Faye: "I'm afraid I have to go now."
Nun: "Why dear? You're welcome here."
Faye: "Exactly I am looking for something."
Ed: "Ed knows where it is!"
Faye: "Huh?"
Ed: "We just came here because there is good food Faye-Faye haha!"
Faye: "You little rat!"

Ed: "Hey Ein, I got us something! Want to smell?"
Ein: *Bark!*

Ed: "Ed is very busy right now!"