It's Ed! ^o^

*Things You Would Never Hear
on Bebop!*

Nyaa! Here's a great new game-game to play, called "Things You Would Never Hear on Bebop", TYWN for short! ^o^
To play this game, you have to make up quotes from the Bebop crew that -you guessed it- never would hear on the show! It can be weird, silly, funny, or soooo not in character! Just have fun with it! Ed has started off the first two, just so you can get a general idea. ^_^
There is only ONE rule! No quotes over PG-13 allowed! If it can't be said on network t.v., it can't be said here! >_<
The form to submit your funny-funny quote is on the bottom of ths site!

~* Let's Play! *~

Ed: *Humming a theme*
Spike: "Will you stop doing that?"
Ed: "I got an idea!, I could sing the theme theme and you could come up with the lyrics!"
Spike: "I can't be bothered."
Ed: "You can never be bothered" *pouts*
Spike: "I know, that's why I can't be bothered to do anything!" ^_^
Jet: "....Did that make any sense to you?!"
Ed: "......Noogie Spike!!"
Spike: "Arrggh no!"
From Becca-chan/UK

Ed: "Time to hack!" *pulls goggles over eyes* "WAAAAH!!!"
*flails about and falls over*
Ed: "Ed's blind!!!"
Jet: "What's wrong with Ed?"
Faye: "I painted them with nail polilsh."
Jet: "You hate blue nail polish that much, huh?"
*Faye nods*
From Isom/FL

Spike: *walks in wearing a poofy pink dress with frills and laces and with make-up on*
Faye: "Spike, what the heck happened to you?"
Spike: *sparkle-eyed* "I decided to bring out my feminine side."
Ed: "Spike looks silly! ^_^"
Spike: *starts crying like a girl*
From Allison/CA

Jet: "Lyk, d00d, Its mai trn, u have ben on the compewterr fer 2 long!!!!11!11!!1oneone!shift11!!!"
Ed: "Jet-person should really quit the chatboards! Making Ed scared!"
*Ed shivers*
From Mea/Finland

Faye: "Ok, Spike. Gimme my share of the payment."
Spike: "Uhhh..." *shifts eyes* "I...uh, ate it."
Faye: "You WHAT?!"
Spike: "Yeah, I was tired of having bell sprouts and beef so after a few days, I was so hungry that I decided to eat the Woolongs after I turned in the bounty and got them."
Faye: *points to the bathroom, twitching with anger* "BATHROOM! DIGEST! NOW!"
From James Daly/Florida

Ein: "Woof Woof!" *fart*
Ed: "Woooooo!"
From Gizmo/NJ

Ed: "Good morning Spike-person! Ed has made Swordfish pretty just for you!"
From Grim Jhaixus/Florida

*It's the final battle between Spike and Vicious, they are both standing at opposite ends of the room, each badly damaged and half dead. A portal opens in the middle of the room, and a strangly dressed young man with pointy blonde hair steps out.*
Young Man: "You won't escape this time, Sephiroth!" (Vicious aka)
Sephiroth: "Cloud? Sorry, but I don't do that Final Fantasy gig anymore, I've moved on to bigger and better things!"
Cloud the Young Man: "Really? DAMMIT! What am I supposed to do now? Advent Children was the only work I've had in 6 years!"
Spike: *Wanting to end this interruption, he shoots Cloud in the back of the head.* "I'm sure that could have been interesting, but if I don't kill you in this episode there will be a second season!"
Vicious:"THIS EPISODE?! No, my career will go on!"
*Spike shoots Vicious and so ends Cowboy Bebop, as it was supposed to.*
Grim Jhaixus/Florida

Spike groaned and plopped down on the couch. Jet and Faye had ran off after a bounty, leaving him stranded on the Bebop with Ed and no cigarettes. The Swordfish 2 was still trashed after the last bountyhead. Ed popped her head up from behind the couch.
Ed: "Ed can fix it."
Spike: "Right, like you know how to fix something that complex."
Ed: "But Ed can fix it"
Spike: "Look Ed, why don’t you just run off and do something on the net. I don't feel like dealing with your, Edness right now."
Ed: "Aaaawww, but Ed can really fix the Swordy Fish"
Spike glared at her, seeing as killing her wasn’t an option, he gave in.
Spike: "Fine, go."
Ed cheered and jumped over the couch, heading for the hanger. An hour passed before the young hacker prodigy came back into the main room, where Spike had fallen asleep, covered in grease.
Ed: "Ed fix it!"
Spike cocked open eye.
Ed: "Come on Spi-Spi, Ed fixed the Swordy Fish."
He reluctantly got up and followed her to the hanger. Spike blinked at his Mono racer. It appeared to be in one piece and as far as he could tell there where no spare parts laying around. He looked at the smiling child before climbing into the cockpit. Spike started up the ship, half expecting something to blow up, instead he found the ship sounding better then when he first got it. He chuckled to himself, badly in need to curve his nic-fit, took off to find a convenient store. Spike returned a few moment latter with a few more, supplies.
Spike: "I really have to hand it to you Ed, you really did know how to fix the old bird."
Ed grinned, scratching the back of her head.
Ed: "It was nothing, Ed used the handy-man's secret weapon."
Spike looked at her, not liking the sound of that.
Ed pointed high into the air, puffing her chest out. Ed: "Ed used ducky tape!"
Spike didn’t know what was worst, the fact that he ship was being held together by something that was invented in 1942, or that fact that it ran better then it ever did before...
From Eco/MO

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