"Hacking is stupid... and talking in the third person is stupid too. I'm going to grow up, now!" - Ed
- From Ed (that's me)/PA

"I don't know... I think my outfit is over the top. I don't want guys to get the wrong impression, so I'm going to change it!" - Faye
- From Ed (that's me)/PA

"Man, Vicious is so cool! I wanna be just like him, guys!" - Spike
- From William/WA

"You know, that thing with Julia happened such a long time ago... I should phone Spike and apologise for wanting to kill him... then ask if he wants to go bowling!!" - Vicious
- From Becca-chan/UK

"Wheeee!!" - Spike (in the Swordfish 2)
- From Becca-chan/UK

"God I hate these plants, I think I'll burn them all with Spike's flamethrower." - Jet
- From William/WA

"BOO! Haha fooled ya!" - Julia (after she died)
- From Fujita-chan/US

*with English accent* "Spike, old bean, what do you say to a friendly game of chess over tea and scones?" - Vicious
- From KJ/CT

Spike: "CUT!!!" *looks at script then at producers* "Why do I have to be so moody all the time? Why can't I be more multi-dimensional like Vash from Trigun?"
Producer: "Because this isn't Trigun!"
Spike: "But... I want a cool coat like his!"
Producer: "We didn't stick you on a Godforsaken Western world either. Just fight Vicious, will you?"
Vicious: "Can we hurry this up? I have a pedicure in a half-hour."
Producer: *sigh* "Mafia..."
- From Isom/FL

Ed: "Let's find a big bad bounty, Tomato!"
Tomato: "No can do. I'm running Windows ME now."
Ed: "NOOOOOOO!!!" *falls over* "Not... ME..."
- From Isom/FL

*Ed sits there at the computer surfing the web*
Ed: "Yahoo...? Whats this... *Downloads it and gets a screen name and such* "...Why are all these people imitating me!? How did they get these pictures of Ed!? Cameras everywhere!"
*Eyes dart around and she passes out*
From Jonathan (Drgonboy)/California

Spike: *skates on a skateboard through the Bebop, wearing headphones, headbangin' to music* "OH YEA! OH YEA! WHOO HA! WHOO- OOF!" *smacks head on an overhead pole and falls flat on his back, off the skateboard*
Faye: "Retard." *smokes*
From James Daly/Florida

"I want candy floss!!! Gimmiegimmiegimmie!!!!!" - Spike
From Lalaith/England

*runs in dressed as ballerina* "Ohh all is so wonderfull, and happy and colourfull! I think I might burst into song!"- Vicious
From Celric/England

Spike: Man I want to have kids arent they adorable and soo cute? Oh and I want lots and lots of animals! Faye will you marry me?
From Tomato/FL

"You know what this show needs? A MUSICAL session! I can see it now! My name up in lights!" - Spike
From KJ/CT

Spike: "Don't you just love food in styrafoam? It genius, I tell you, shear genius! I can't get enough of it!"
From Tomato/FL

"Faye: "Ed, I love you. Here's all my wolongs, go and buy yourself something. I'm going to give all my clothes to charity and work off all of my debts."
From Ed/CT

Spike: "I LOVE YOU FAYE!!! MARRY ME!!!"
From Ali/TN

"Screw Julia! From now on, Ed is the only woman in my life! *runs off in search of Edward, singing "Love is in the Air"* - Spike
From Zombi/Ohio

"You know what? I should stop smoking and sell all of these cigarettes for food. In fact, I'm going to do that right now! Then, I'll give up bounty hunting and become a circus clown." - Spike
From Zombi/Ohio

*after the final credits have rolled...*
Spike: "Um, guys, can someone help me here? I'm in a lot of pain. Anyone? I'd like to stop bleeding now. Sword wounds aren't fun."
Vicious: "Oh, shut up. You didn't have bullets tear through your flesh. MEDIC!"
Spike: "When we get out of this, I'm going to kill you."
Vicious: "Bring it on, poofy hair boy."
*and watching from the Bebop...*
Faye: "They're not dead yet? ED!"
Ed: "Roger-dodger, Faye-Faye!" *pushes button*
*building explodes*
Spike: "Help, I seem to be stuck under some rubble now..."
From Isom/FL

Faye: "Hmm..." *holds up cigarette* "We can travel across the solar system yet tobacco is still on the market. Why is that?"
Jet: "It's because they've preserved the old politicians from the 20th century. Why else have we not switched from fossil-fueled engines?"
From Isom/FL

Vicious: "Wait, Spike..."
Spike: "What do you want? You've already killed Mao Yenrai and Julia. What do you want to take from me now?"
Vicious: "Um, I just wanted Faye's number. She's kinda hot..."
From Isom/FL

Ein: "Ed, dear fellow, I must insist that you allow me to use To-mah-to on occasion. I become dreadfully bored just sitting here and listening to those chaps argue.
Ed: "Uhh... Ein want a biscuit?"
Ein: "I'll hack into a pet store and have some delivered. Now please move aside."
From Isom/FL

Jet: "Ed, could you come here for a second?"
Ed: "Whatcha want, Jet-jet?"
Jet: "Could you please show me how you'd trim a bonzai tree?"
Ed: "OK!" *pulls out a huge chainsaw and cuts it down to the stump*
Jet: "Wow, Ed! That's great!"
Ed: "Ed's a zenmaster, that's why."
From Isom/FL

Spike:"Oh its not fair!!! I want to go ride at SPACELAND AGAIN!!!"
From Ali/TN

*shoots another syndicate member* "If this were not a teen's T.V. show, I'd be in prison!!!" - Spike
From James Daly/Florida

*Faye walks in and looks around*
Faye: "Gambling is all over for me!"
*Spike sits up from the chair in the room*
Spike: "Oh that's great! *winks* So how about a night out with me eh, Faye?"
Faye: "Alright! You've always been the guy of my dreams!"
*Ed sits in the corner staring at the computer*
Ed: "Hacking is over rated..."
From Dreamer/California

"Darn....I'm out of Cigarettes...Ed! Get the paper and packaged tobacco from the pantry, we're smoking the dog!" - Spike
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: *sighs, then puts out his cigarette* "So, that's pretty much the whole story....I might not ever see Julia again...." *sigh* "What should I do, Faye?"
Faye: *glares from the bathroom* "Shut up, and close the door, I'm trying to poop!!!!!"
From James Daly/Florida

*Spike w/ a cig in his mouth looks at a no smoking sign. He puts his cig out.*
From Haruhara Haruko/Canada

Faye: "Weee! Lawn furniture is in bad taste! Spies! All of you!!!"
Ed: "Oh god Faye, would you shut the hell up?!" *smokes a cig*
From Radical Rachael/USA

Faye: "Man I wish I could rememebr the last time I was on earth."
* the Bebop lands on Mars*
Faye: "Hey Jet, I thought we were already in Mars."
Jet: "Nope just came from earth."
From Eddie/Australia

*Spike walks onto the set of "Bebop". He has his hair slick, down and combed back, he grabs a spray can called "fro in a can" and sprays it *FOOF!* in 2 seconds, Spike's hair poofs out into his familiar hairstyle*
Spike: "Hmmmm.....*thumbs up* perfect!" *walks off*
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: "Violence is not the answer."
From Nicole/IL

Faye: "I think I'm going to become a nun."
From Nicole/IL

Ed: "Spike person, where do babies come from?"
Spike: "Ummm...Faye, a little help?"
From Nicole/IL

*Faye walks up to Spike*
Faye: "Poor guy! Everytime I see you, you're wearing that same old suit!"
*hands Spike her woolong card*
Faye: "Here... I was going to blow it on dog races, but you need it more than me. Enjoy!"
From Seth W./CA

Spike: "Andy lets have a sleepover!"
From Angie/Florida

Jet: "MWAHAHAHA!"
Spike: "What are you doing Jet..."
Jet: "MWAHAHAHA DIE TREES DIE!!!"
*Hacks them off with a chain saw, extra large!*
Spike: "Waaaah!! Noooooooo!!!My precious treeeeees!!!"
From Ali/TN

Spike: "Hmmmm....Faye, I have to tell you how I REALLY faked my death."
Faye: "How?"
~flashback~ *Spike is dressed up as a blues brother, in his same old suit wearing shades and black hat, is standing on the bar table singing "the real folk blues" VERY off key, playing a harmonica as well. After which then, the guys in the bar get tired of him and proceed to shoot him*
~present~
Spike: "That's how I escaped from the syndicate!"
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: *shoots Vicious in the head with a shotgun*
Vicious: *head has a huge silver hole in the side of his head...It slowly minimizes as Vicious's head regenerates itself back to normal.*
From James Daly/Florida

*Spike falling from the cathedreal glass window, only to by the last minute latch to the edge*
Spike: "SUCKERRR!"
Vicious: "..Showoff."
From Green Bird/Ohio

SCRATCH Member: *stack of flyers in hands* "Hey, do you want to join Scratch, and realease your tormented soul from your body, and let us guide it to everlasting happiness?"
Spike: *smoking a cig* "And become a hippie, like you fartknockers? Hell naw!"
*ignites the flyers the Scratch member is holding with is cig and runs off*
From James Daly/Florida

Vicious: *is on the floor, dying* "Spike....I...have to tell you something....
Spike: *is on the floor, near death as well* "W-W-What?"
Vicious: "Well.....I am not a man...."
Spike: "WHAT!? SONOFA-" *dies*
From James Daly/Florida

*Spike and Ed is on Earth, searching for a bounty*
Spike: "Ed? Which part of the country are we in?"
Ed: "Ed thinks we are in Florida now!"
Spike: *sees a MASSIVE hurricane a few miles away from them* "Aw, crap..."
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: "I'm a dirty, foul, little boy."
From Naomi/IL

Jet: "Hey, Spike!"
Spike: "What?"
Jet: "Got good news-" *turns and farts in Spike's direction, then runs away*
Spike: *sniffs, then covers nose* "UUUUUUUWAAAAAAH! AHHHH! MY NOSE, IT BUUUUURRRRRNS!"
From James Daly/Florida

Vicious: "When angels are forced out of heaven...they turn into devils."
Spike: *picking his nose, stops and looks abruptly at Vicious* "Oh, I'm sorry, wasn't listening. What now?"
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: "Guys, I just fell into the cold waters of Mars and lost something that was apart of me"
From James Daly/Florida

Ed: "KARAOKE! KARAOKE! WEE!"
Jet: "C'mon, Spike, it'll let you loosen up." *hands him the mic*
Spike: "Fine." *grabs it and sings*
*everyone clutches their ears*
Jet: "Is he that bad?"
Ed: "No. Spi-spi's singing to Britney Spears."
From Isom/FL

Spike: "So Faye, why don't you bother with men anymore?"
Faye: "Because they're stubborn, stupid pigs who only think of themselves?"
Spike: "What about a nice church boy?"
Faye: "I took an oath of celibacy."
Spike: *jaw drops* "Coulda fooled me..."
From Isom/FL

Jet: "Whatcha doing, Ed?"
Ed: "Ed's playing Halo 23!"
Jet: "An X-Box game?"
Spike: "You forgot, Bill Gates took over Earth."
Jet: "Yeah, cloning."
Ed: "FRAGGED!!! MUA HA HA!!!"
From Isom/FL

Ed: "...so you execute this program to get the MAC address!"
Faye: *puzzled* "Do you even know what 6 times 7 is?"
Ed: *scratches head* "Ed has to think about that."
Faye: "Kiddies, that's why you should stay in school."
From Isom/FL

Spike: "Guys, I just fell into the cold waters of Mars and lost something that was a part of me."
Ed: "Your fake eye?"
Faye: "Ah, so that's why you're wearing the eyepatch."
Spike: *sniff* "You're so mean!"
From Isom/FL (stolen from James, eh-hee!)

Ed: "Faye-Faye!"
Faye: "Um......Eddy?"
Ed: *slaps her* "Shut up, only I deal out the nicknames here."
From James Daly/Florida

*At the church*
Faye: *body falls down in front of her* "HEY! Watch it! OOF!"
*A dead body of a henchman falls on her*
From James Daly/Florida

*Faye notices a loose thread on Ed's shirt and pulls*
Ed: "Eeep!" *covers self*
Faye: *holds up Ed's shirt* "I always thought this thing was too loose on you..."
From Isom/FL

*Spike takes a drag on his cigarette*
Ed: "Spi-spi, don't you know that causes cancer?"
Spike: "Huh?"
Ein: *thinks* 'Dumb human.'
From Isom/FL

Spike: "Hey, VT, I'll bet that your cat can't beat my dog."
VT: "You got it. Xeros! Come on out!"
*Xeros and Ein stare at each other*
Xeros: "Meow."
*Ein spits bean sprouts at Xeros*
VT: *laughs* "Your dog's a vegetarian. I win!"
Spike: "...dumb dog."
From Isom/FL

Spike: *dancing down the hallway, coat hung over his shoulder, singing* "I got class, I got style..."
*Ein crosses the hallway*
Spike: "Oof!" *trips*
Ein: *thinks* 'Some style. You can't even roll out of a fall.'
Spike: "Dumb dog."
From Isom/FL

Spike: *walks up to Perriot and pokes him with a pin*
Perriot: *deflates*
Spike: "I KNEW it wasn't a weight problem."
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: "Hey, Ed. Wanna go make out?"
Ed: "EEEEEEK!" *runs away* "RAAAAAPE!"
From James Daly/Florida

Ed: *checks internet history* "Hmmmm? Somebody else was surfin' the net on my Tomato! Let's see..." *brings up a site from the history*
Ed: "AHHHH! WHAT'S THIS!? BAD-BAD-BADDY PICTURES!"
Spike: *runs off in a panic* "I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!"
From James Daly/Florida

Ed: *head and arms in the refridgerator* "Dig dig dig!"
Jet: "What are you doing in there? Are you hungry?"
Ed: "Ed's gonna cook! Butter, eggs, chowder, Ed's got some powder!"
Jet: "Ed, don't combine those in th..."
*EXPLOSION*
Ed: "Aiiii..." *collapses*
Jet: *looks in bowl* "No wonder! This was gunpowder!"
From Isom/FL

Spike: *walks in front of the camera, holding his gun and smiles* "Hello, kids, I'm Spike Spigel, and today is 'Gun Safety Week'."
(KA-BANG!)
*gun goes off and shoots Spike in the foot*
Spike: "GWAH!" *falls over*
From James Daly/Florida

Faye: "Spike, how does your hair always have such body and lift?"
Spike: "Fro For You shampoo, of course!" *flashes cheesy grin and thumbs up*
Ed: "Also in flea-free formula!"
Ein: *walks out looking like a giant fluffball* "Woof!"
From Isom/FL

Spike: *stands across from Faye with a soft and sencere expression on his face.* "Faye......I....Love you."
Faye: "Well, it's about damn time!" *tackles Spike onto the couch and kisses him*
From James Daly/Florida

Jet: *stands across from Ed with a soft and sincere expression on his face.* "Ed......I....Love you."
Ed: "Eww! Child molester! Run!!!" *flees in terror*
From Isom/FL (stolen from James again, eh-hee!)

Spike: *In the final face-off with Vicious* "The time has come Vicious.."
Vicious: *Just scowling*
Spike: "The day we settle the score once and for all.."
Vicious: *Smirks evily*
Spike: *Suddenly waves his arms about really fast while yelling* "YOU SHALL PAY FOR EATING MY APPLE PIE!!"
Vicious: *yells back* "Hah! You were an idiot to just leave it there in the first place!"
Spike: "You know Julia made that apple pie for me! And me alone!"
Vicious: "I didn't see your name on it!"
Spike: "Why you!!" *flies at Vicious*
Vicious: *Flies at Spike*
*A Huge dust-cloud forms and you can hear the sound of kicks and punches coming from inside it*
Faye: *Sweatdrops* "Man.. who've thought one apple pie could cause so much trouble.."
From Becca-chan/UK

Jet: "They call me the "Black Dog" for a reason..."
*In the bonsai room*
Spike: *walks past and sniffs inside the room* ".....is it just me, or does something smell like pee?"
From James Daly/Florida

Faye: "So Spike...How DID you get your messy fro hairstyle?"
Spike: "Well it went like this-"
~Flashback~
Spike: *at 7 years old* "Heheh...wonder what will happen if I do this..."*has fork near electrical socket*
Spike's Mom: "Now, Spike. You know better than that!"
Young Spike: "Oh don't worry mom, I got everything under contr-"
*FIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZACK!*
~end flashback~
Faye: "....my sympathys, Spike."
Spike: *sniffs* "And you should know how many kids called me "Frankenstien's Wife" that week!!!!"
From James Daly/Florida

Ed: "Yay, it's a new year!" *blows noisemaker*
Jet: "Ed, I think that's a little too much."
Spike: *emerges with a bottle of booze in his hand* "Hic... you shaid it." *falls over*
From Isom/FL

Faye: *looks in the refrigerator* "Hey, what happened to the shelves?"
Ed: "Ed don't feel too good..." *falls over*
Jet: "Why does Ed look rectangular?"
From Isom/FL

Ed: *sneaks into Faye's room while she's out & looks at Ein* "Ein, let's take Faye-Faye's make-up & make you look pretty!"
Ein: *whimpers*
::Later::
Faye: "Hey, where's my make-up?!"
Ein: *comes around the corner with make-up on & is whimpering*
Faye: *at the top of her lungs* "Ed!!!!!!!!"
Ed: *runs by giggling*
From Allison/California

Spike: *walks into a thug infested room* "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE POTATO MAN!!! OOF!" *gets shot*
From James Daly/Florida

Counseling Teacher: *looks up from her clipboard and smiles* "Hello, class, we have a new student today." *nods to the "student"*
Spike: *stands up from his seat* "Hello, I'm Spike. *sigh* And I'm here to get rid of my problem of being depressed because of my girlfriend, I obsess over, got taken away by a psychopathic syndicate member."
Class: "HI SPIKE!!!!"
From James Daly/Florida

*Out in space the Bebop flies next to another ship and stops next to it*
Jet:*rolls down window and indicates for the other driver to do the same* "Excuse me sir do you have any grey poupon?"
From Clown/USA

*Spike and Vicious are fighting, and they retreat behind rocks*
*Spike releases his empty clip, but instead removes a roll of Mentos*
*pops one in his mouth and grins at the camera*
Spike: "Hey Vincent! Let's just compromise, OK?"
*throws Vincent the Mentos roll*
Vincent: "OK!" *eats one and grins, flashing the roll at the camera*
Spike and Vincent: "Mentos: The Freshmaker!"
From Isom/FL

~in the bonzai room~
Jet: *is dressed up like a bonsai plant, getting into weird positions*
Spike: "Jet, what the hell are you doing?"
Jet: *straight face* "I am becomeing one...with the bonzai plant...HOOWAAAAH!" *falls over and squirms* "HELP ME! HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
From James Daly/Florida

*Spike walks into the room and sees Ed wearing all black, her face painted white with black eyeliner on*
Ed: "We live in a very sad, depressing world of madness...."
Spike: "HOLY DUCK-ON-A-PUCK! FAYE! Get the holy water, crusifix and reverend outfit, Ed's possesed!"
Faye: "OHMYGOSH!" *brings Spike the items*
Spike: *puts on the revrend outfit and jumps at Ed* "OUT, DEMON!"
*Snarl!*
From James Daly/Florida

Ed: "WEEEEEEE!" *spins around*
Spike: "Ed, one day your gonna do that so much that you will-"
*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!*
Spike: "Nevermind, I'll go get a mop."
From James Daly/Florida

Spike: "Look at me I can't die!!!" *jumps off a building*
Spike: "See!"
ED: "Let Ed try!!!" *jumps off a building*
Creator: "Ed no jumping off buildings! Only Spike can, cause he can't die."
Ed: "Awwww.... AaaaHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
*splat*
From Full Metal Sheshomaru/Missouri

*Jet walks in with a plate of vegtables and beef.*
Spike: "Wow, there's actually meat in this!"
From David/MD

*Jet walks in bags of groceries*
Spike: "Hey Jet, what's for dinner?"
Jet: "Beluga caviar for an opener, then filet mignon and foie gras with truffle oil."
Spike: "Wow! How did you afford all that?"
Jet: "I decided what would be the better of two investments."
Spike: "What's that?"
Jet: "The investment of a well-fed stomach or a wanted hacker."
*in a jail somewhere*
Ed: "LET ED OUT!!!"
From Isom/FL

*Spike walks up to Vicious and draws his gun*
Spike: "It's time to die, Vicious!"
Vicious: *is holding a red colored Samurai blade* "The Force is strong with you, young Spiegel...but you are not a Cowboy yet..."
Spike: "Wha? What are you talkin' about?"
Julia: *appears next to Spike, is transparent and in Jedi clothing* "Use the Force, Spike!"
Spike: "WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE!? WHERE AM I!? GAH!"
From James Daly/Florida

Jet: "Hey, they've brought back old videogames from the 20th century!"
Spike: "The old ones?"
Jet: "Yeah. The ones we always heard of and those old fogies kept talking about."
Faye: "Hey! I played those for my contemporary history class. They were cool!"
Jet: "So what was your favorite game?"
*Faye does some anime-ish curtain pull to reveal her wearing a leather outfit and holding a whip*
Faye: "CastleVania, of course!"
*Spike's jaw drops*
Faye: "Alright, Spike," *cracks whip* "I'm a Belmont and you're Dracula."
Spike: "Eep!"
From Isom/FL

*Jet walks in with a plate of vegtables and beef.*
Spike: "Wow, there's actually meat in this!"
Ed: "Waaaah! Ein ran away!!!"
From Isom/FL (stolen from David)

*Jet walks in with a plate of vegtables and beef.
(there's actually meat in it...)*
Spike: "Mmm...too bad I'm a vegitarian..."
From David/MD

Faye: *walks in to see Spike sitting on the couch in front of a TV watching a Bruce Lee movie* "Uhhhh...what are you doing, Spike?"
Spike: "Training...shhh, here comes the good part."
Faye: "Um, Spike...that's not training...that's being lazy, where did you learn all that Kung-Fu fighting crap from anyways?" Spike: "Ummmm...."
Faye: "Let's just say it's not from this, ok?"
Spike: "Ok, let's call it 'Image Training'."
Faye: "I always knew you were a couch potato."
Spike: "Shut up...."
From James Daly/Florida